Friday, August 7, 2009

Arts, Crafts, & Camoflage.

Question: What do you do when your fat ass tears your favorite camouflage shorts?

Well personally I beg my wife to Patch them, to the best of her ability. My wife, by the way knows her way around a sewing machine the way the Wu-Tang Clan know there way around kung fu flix.



Second Question: What if you do when your, extremely determined aforementioned "fat ass" tears through them again?

Well personally I continue to wear them around the house until aforementioned wife threatens to kill me for going outside to get the mail wearing them.



Solution: Convince the little lady to make me a sleeve for my shiny "new to me" Macbook pro.



Complete with original label...



...custom fit, no less. Snug, as a bug...



...in a rug.



She even used the original cargo pocket for power adapter and mouse.



Not to mention using the all the buttons to make the freaking thing secure.


So there it is, a thing of beauty. With any luck my fat ass wont tear through it ever again, and I wont risk anymore "Indecent Exposure" charges.

 

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